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Needless photos of myself and some tedious text posts · this is jade · I like pears, I often lust after at least one of my teachers, I enjoy secrets, and I still suck my thumb. I was conceived on a boat, my grandma had an affair, my boyfriend thought Bambi was a pig and my initials spell JELP. Doctor who excites me, I'm a horny drunk, I live in South Yorkshire and I'm 5ft 11. If Ribena was a being I would seduce it, and I'm currently studying A Levels at Barnsley College. Oh and I'm female. My name is Jade, which in the English dictionary is defined as 'an old or overworked horse', and I don't ever plan on growing up. Arctic Monkeys, The Vaccines, The Courteeners, The Wombats, The Last Shadow Puppets, Miles Kane, Two Door Cinema Club, Jamie T, Vampire Weekend, Kings Of Leon, Flo and her Machine, The Kooks, Muse, Kasabian, Reverend and the Makers. chilly primate(s) online

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