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STOP DREAMING OF THE QUIET LIFE Needless photos of myself and some tedious text posts · this is jade · I like pears, I often lust after at least one of my teachers, I enjoy secrets, and I still suck my thumb. I was conceived on a boat, my grandma had an affair, my boyfriend thought Bambi was a pig and my initials spell JELP. Doctor who excites me, I'm a horny drunk, I live in South Yorkshire and I'm 5ft 11. If Ribena was a being I would seduce it, and I'm currently studying A Levels at Barnsley College. Oh and I'm female. My name is Jade, which in the English dictionary is defined as 'an old or overworked horse', and I don't ever plan on growing up.
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